Aries: You just have to vote in me and your life will be better. It doesn’t take much effort or time, I know how busy people are these days.
Taurus: Electors, if you want a safer and more comfortable life, vote in me. I’m not afraid of working hard for you, in fact, that’s what I intend to do.
Gemini: If you haven’t decided yet, I am your choice. Don’t be like my cousin who once couldn’t decide between eating a watermelon or a grapefruit on his 30th birthday.
Cancer: I’ve been taught since a young age that people shouldn’t lie. So I won’t lie. I value what’s important in your life, and I know how to do what’s right.
Leo: Have you checked my projects? You won’t find any better, I’m the only one that has the capacity to improve this city.
Virgo: I will reduce the percentage of unemployment here. People will have jobs and therefore, better lives. Do you know how high unemployment is?
Libra: It takes to lead such a great city. I hope you vote for me. I don’t have any projects yet, because first I will listen to all of you. What do you want, people? More food? More cars?
Scorpio: It’s not surprising that our medical service has such a low capacity to answer the patients, nor that our kids have such low grades. Vote in me and I’ll invest in medical equipment, new technologies, better schools.
Sagittarius: You have to vote in me. I have so many things in mind. More schools, more hospitals, more houses, more money. I’ll need at least 3 mandates!
Capricorn: Vote in me because voting is a civic duty. You can read my pamphlets and posters, or visit my page on facebook, Mr Capricorn, where I write about my projects. Also, my youtube channel is mrpresidentcapri and tumblr blog is mrpresidentcapri44. Thank you.
Aquarius: I am the future. My projects will modernize this society. If you’re tired of old gadgets, I am your choice. I will invest in the new generation.
Pisces: I need you to trust in me, and all of us, together, united, we’ll make the world a better place. There will be no hunger, no harm, if you vote in me, there will even be houses for the homeless!
Aries - Action
Taurus - Comfort
Gemini - Communication
Cancer - Nurturer
Leo - Elation
Virgo - Production
Libra - Harmony
Scorpio - Transformation
Sagittarius - Adventure
Capricorn - Management
Aquarius - Knowledge
Pisces - Understanding
Leo: great design
Virgo: tranquility, safe neighborhood
Libra: likable neighbors
Scorpio: entertainment potential
Sagittarius: great kitchen
Aquarius: renewable energy sources
You’re a typical Taurus. Your nature is purposeful, peaceful and quite conventional. Once you’ve come to a decision, you are not likely to change your mind. You’re extremely stubborn and generally dislike change. You may appear calm, but deep inside you’re fervently ambitious, you’ll never settle for anything less than the best. You’re highly romantic and value commitment and loyalty above everything else.
You’re a typical Aries. You’re dynamic, powerful, impatient and fun to be around. There is some selfishness and acting without reflection on the part of this combination. You have so much energy and so many ideas you find it hard to finish projects. You’re stubborn, competitive and love to have the last word. You possess a great amount of creativity.
Aries: i want the coldest!
Taurus: okay i’m fine yes pour it over me
Gemini: make sure you film it
Cancer: I can’t believe I’m doing this, why
Leo: bring on that famous bucket
Virgo: wait, what’s the room temperature?
Libra: this t-shirt’s bout to get really soaked
Scorpio: can you people just get on with it.
Sagittarius: BRAIN FREEZE, YAS
Capricorn: I bet it’s not that cold.
Aquarius: can I challenge some people first?
Pisces: oh my god i know it’s cold but I’m hoping it’s not
There is a wisdom and deep understanding of human nature in you. You have a laid-back, charming and versatile nature, and even though you’re emotional, you manage to be extremely logical when you have to. You dislike the dull, the routine and crave the unexpected, the new, as you have a very original way of thinking, progressive inclinations is your greatest asset. You have totally changeable moods and you tend to be fickle, always changing interests, trying to find that one that suits you best.
Taurus: dry and hot
I drew the Pisces symbol ♓ on my t-shirt with a sharpie and my friend thought it was the Chanel logo